It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.
|—||Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love (via mich3ll-e)|
I’ve recently stumbled upon a beautiful new Etsy shop and thought I’d do a little feature just to share it with all of you.
Unity Design Conceptsis a small business run out of Albuquerque, New Mexico that specializes in showing the beauty in unity between your Zodiac signs.
These lovely necklaces are just some of the items available on their website.
Pictures above are sourced to the Etsy page. Below are the main site, Etsy, and Facebook pages.
TROLL SHIPPING OTP NECKLACES
THEY HAVE AN ENTIRE SHIPPING CHART.
THE PICTURES ABOVE GOT THE POPULAR SHIPS RIGHT I’M GONNA
mOTHER FUCK BUY ME THEM PLEASE
The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.
you can tell he’s just like
“i am 800% done with Target”
This gif wins the internet. I am DONE.
2012 tmnt 막타 그림
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
And society defines the first two as satanic
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
let me just park my fucking squid
Ok, been a while since i submitted some sketch’s on here. (I have more, but i’m waiting to submit a character profile before i start showing my sketchdumps.)
But here are some that have been scanned in/saved sitting in my files.
A little info on some of these sketches:
At the top left corner is some scrap sketch’s Ty-chous OC Blitzangel in TFP verse. (Where practice sketch’s along with Breakdown’s head to get the feel of them.)
Under that are some WIP Sketch’s of my OC VP in TFP universe, and i’m having a bit of difficulty coming up with ideas as to how his body would look. His character is of a high status on Cyberton as a top Model for many things as advertisements (Oils, wax, ect.). Being famous and ‘hot’ model he tends to gloat a bit and smooth talker with the mechs/femmes (yep, he likes all type’s ;D) But i have plan’s for him with another OC of mine that would be a bit of a love interest for him. (Ok enough talk about him till i actually get a profile for him damn it.)
The other ones are of MInibug, Streak (new oc soon to be introduced properly) and Minibug’s parental unit Melody (bottom left corner).
Hnn well that’s all. gotta get back to working on some random Christmas gifts. U3U
Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of God why would you put it in a tuba part.
ye olde beyblade
let thou rip
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”